Wacky Walmart Chronicles: Unveiling the Quirky Universe of Shoppers

The realm of Walmart serves as a fascinating haven for a multitude of individuals who find themselves occasionally seeking a specific item. As you may recall from our preceding two editions, we have showcased some peculiar characters encountered within this establishment. However, one must never underestimate the human capacity to surpass the bounds of eccentricity. (And naturally, we are delighted to cater to your insatiable curiosity with yet another installment on these captivating subjects.) Sometimes You Just Want to Be Comfortable Lots of people have busy lives these days, which means you don't always have time to coordinate an outfit that looks good. So, pressured to get in the car by your family or the clock, you just throw on whatever you have lying around. That's why the unspoken uniform of your local Walmart almost certainly includes socks with sandals. We can't deny that it's a comfortable way to travel, especially if the weather flips on a dime, like in some places. Then again, if you're trying to look good during your shopping, maybe stay away from this specific combination. Spotted at a Walmart Under the Sea Honestly, even if she did just put it on for a quick pic while she and her friend were shopping for new flip-flops, a Spongebob Squarepants hat-helmet-thing is hardly the worst outfit that you'll see. Still, Walmart is the place to try out different fashion statements to see which one fits the bill. The key is to look better than the other people in the store, feel weirder, and then own it anyway. We don't know if this absorbent yellow look is what will make it on the cover of the next “Vogue,” though. He Has a Lot of Candy to Pick Up You don't always walk into a Walmart and expect to find a mythical creature, but this woman did. She bumped into none other than the Easter bunny, who was out stocking up for his Sunday runs in the spring. He's decked out in a checkerboard top hat, a pair of bunny glasses, a fuzzy snout, and a necklace with plastic eggs – all classic stuff. However, he's updated for the modern era, and now also sports a pastel, paisley vest, and a matching tie. Guy has to look good – he's got a lot of kids looking up to him. Time for Some Flavorful Candy So there you are in the candy aisle in Walmart, looking to pick up some M&Ms for the weekend, and you run into famous rapper and clock enthusiast Flava Flav. What else to do but ask him to snap a pic with a colorful, sweet background? There's nothing else. We're pretty sure that's Flava Flav, at least. It could just be an older black guy who happens to have the exact same sense of style. We bet there are a couple of people out there that look just like him, just based on statistics. We hope this guy asked him his favorite flavor of candy. This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye. Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn't have any of it for this photo. Getting Out Will Be a Lot Harder Shopping carts in big department stores are built to hold one or two kids in the front compartment. They're the perfect space for toddlers or infants, but even some smaller adults might find that they can fit themselves in. That's where this picture comes from. However, it's going to be a heck of a lot more difficult getting that gal out of the chair than it was getting in, and we bet that wasn't exactly a picnic, either. It doesn't look comfortable sitting in it, either. Really, the entire operation looks like a bad idea from a comfort standpoint, even if the picture is fun. The Truth Is Revealed Elvis hasn't been with us for quite a while now, but a lot of people seem to think he's still out there – he's just hiding. Every once in a while there's a tabloid that says the King of Rock n' Roll was spotted working at a pizza place in Lindsborg, Kansas. To us, however, it makes perfect sense that he would be spotted at a Walmart. Chintzy, kinda schmaltzy, and fallen out of touch? Sounds just like Elvis the last time he was spotted. Now, are we talking about Walmart or Elvis? A Beary Good Time Shopping Some people take way too long doing their laundry, which means eventually they'll run out of outfits to wear. Then they might just discover that they're out of dryer sheets or laundry detergent or something like that. What to wear? Guess it will have to be that Halloween costume that you haven't worn in half a decade. Look, that's our best guess, and it makes just as much sense to us as the truth probably will. There are lots of...fun...outfits that you can spot at Walmart, but this one might just be the beary best. Think he's heading toward the honey? If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway It's not often people get dressed up to go to Walmart, but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other. They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts, so nobody gets lost. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they've been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance. Ready to Make a Getaway Walmart sells lots of stuff. Food, clothes, shoes, medicine, and sporting equipment are just the tip of the iceberg. Among that sporting equipment are full-size bicycles made for full-size people. If you're grabbing some new socks or a bag of rice and you want to get something to make your daily commute a little easier, Walmart is the place for you to get it. But how do you carry it with you while you're picking up all your other necessities? Unless you want to carry it on your back, the only solution is to put it in the cart like the rest of your purchases. Clashing but Also Stylish If you have to go to Walmart, it's usually because you need to pick up the basics. You're grabbing some milk, some burger buns, and some graham crackers. You aren't going there because you have a free night and you want to have fun. It's really not the kind of place where the fun happens. You might save a buck or two, but you won't enjoy doing it. This guy, for instance, wanted to stay bundled up while stocking up on Special K, and he grabbed his finest plaid in order to do it. He's not even close to the worst-dressed we've seen at a Walmart. So That's Where They Get It There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow, and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly and they've done this on purpose. Like a Boss We're sure this man made more than a few people smile - he just went shopping with his entire home, complete with his mugs, his Captain America bag, and a flower ceiling. This man needs a Ph.D. in decorating electronic wheelchairs. And hey, we get it, nothing says home like a green robot, some flags, and a stuffed animal parrot. Who's the Quack? What are you supposed to do when you can't find a babysitter for your pet duck? You take him with you to Walmart, obviously. That duck seems incredibly concerned with that woman's choice of cheese. We can just hear him saying, "I told you I don't like that brand, lady." The Bad Element This guy is officially the winner of our list. This is the most hilarious and appalling rendition of "The Fifth Element" we've ever seen. Who said you need more than a mop, dad briefs, and some duct tape to look like Leeloo? We don't know what kind of Halloween party this guy or his blue alien friend were coming from, but we'd love to meet them. Toilet Paper Train We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because, really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train. Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her. Mom Doesn't Know When to Stop We don't know if it was her kids or her husband that had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody's nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don't be so judgmental, mom. Or you're staying in the clothes section until further notice. The Diaper Tutu Countries should really learn from Walmart - become a place where everybody's welcome, no matter how weird they are. It truly is a beautiful thing that this man can waltz into a store wearing a kid's ballerina tutu and a diaper underneath and have no thoughts in his mind other than what size purple bucket to buy Although, we are kind of hoping this man was just doing a dare. Satyr Saturday at Walmart Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch. Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! I Feel Pretty People like this man are what make our trips to Walmart so delightful. Just imagine you're browsing casually for a new Blu-ray, and you cross paths with this fierce-looking, plaid-loving character. This man means business, and there's no way he's going to get caught anywhere not looking fabulous! This guy not only color-combined his shorts with his long-sleeved shirt, but he also added a black leather belt with a shiny buckle, some cool sunglasses, and a quirky hat. And he decided to make things a little sexier by showing off his entire stomach; he's even posing for the photo! You go, guy! Way Too Hot Didn't you know that Walmart's 'electronics' section is famously hot? This woman does, and she's serious about a new TV. She's doing the proper research before purchasing, and she's not going to let the heat distract her from her goal. Perhaps this woman is having hot flashes and decided that her age is not going to keep her from her regular activities - like shopping. Or, maybe, the heat outside was just too unbearable, so she just decided to take off her shirt and go into Walmart's AC. And hey, Walmart is known for letting anyone (and anything) into its stores. No dress code needed. A New Fashion Trend As much as we'd like to chuck this up to being 'forgetful' or 'spacey,' there really is no way you can unintentionally go out wearing underwear over your pants. Maybe this woman was so distracted she thought she was putting on a skirt to add a little something to the plaid pants. Either that, or she's actually trying to start a new fashion trend — which we really don't see happening. Then again, if hammer pants can become a trend, why can't this? The Cowboy That Went Too Far We're going to choose to believe that this guy just stepped out of a Christmas party and went to Walmart after his wife asked him for some extra ornaments. And this was obviously a costume party, in which this man decided to be funny and dress as a psychopathic cowboy with lassos for shoes. Or maybe we just have to face the fact that this man is actually insane enough to buy and wear those shoes. In fact, maybe he's looking for some ornaments to decorate them. They sure could use something to make them stand out. Sam Eagle Goes Shopping Apparently, the cast of 'The Muppets' decided to make a pit stop at Walmart, and Sam Eagle was the first to get out. We don't know if he's intentionally growing his neck hair (which is unsettling enough as it is) or if he just hasn't had access to a mirror in the last decade, but we seriously hope he's heading straight to the 'toiletries' aisle to get a razor and some shaving cream! Enough, Grandma This kid had enough, and he's decided to rebel by using his head as a wedge to keep his grandma's shopping cart from moving! Kids hate going grocery shopping, as clearly seen in this photo. And who can blame them? As a kid, you just want the fridge to be stocked at all times, you couldn't care less how it got there. But this grandma decided to go against all odds and take her grandson to Walmart, and honestly, kudos to this kid for coming up with such a 'creative' solution to his unbearable boredom. Mr. Fox Goes to Walmart What else were you expecting to see at the 'nail care' aisle in Walmart? Maybe the guy was at a serious cosplay party with his friends when he realized he felt like a midnight snack. Or maybe this is just how Mr. Fox does his shopping, to avoid anybody approaching him and asking any annoying questions like, "do you know where the diet water bottles are?" You have to hand it to this guy - if he was going for the whole Tanooki Mario theme (a raccoon version of Super Mario), he totally nailed it. But the furry stuffed animal he's carrying? Yeah, that's a little bit much, pal. Ever Heard of Scissors? There is nothing more beautiful than healthy, long, shiny locks. But not when it becomes a safety hazard. If this woman spends one more week without a haircut, those locks are going to reach her feet and start tripping her over. Not to mention the countless things that hair could easily get caught on - wheels, shelves, fans! And while this is definitely one of the less bizarre situations we've encountered at Walmart, it is still quite a sight to see. Surely somebody at Walmart has the number for a good hairdresser! Goats Have Rights Too Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave them alone because she has bigger animals that could eat them, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog. But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around as babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walking around like dogs. But this?! What's next? A puma in a baby stroller? Steer Clear of the Video Game Aisle Because shopping at Walmart isn't weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don't know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme. And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don't block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way? Be Yourself, Even at Walmart We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it! The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart? The Leopard Print Dungeon Master It looks like this guy was on his way to some sort of Dungeons & Dragons comic-con event. Or maybe he just felt like dressing up for his Walmart shopping that day. However, you have to give credit to this guy for the hilarious fashion mix-up he has going on. From the upper half of his body, he looks like a dungeon master, complete with chains and what seems to be wooden doll arms attached to his arm (better not ask why). But if you were to look at the lower half of his body, you'd think this guy was aiming at a makeshift costume from 'Cats' - complete with a sensual leopard print skirt and high, black leather boots. Motivation Is Key Many people suffer privately and openly about having body dysmorphic disorder, and that’s something that no one should joke about. What we will say is there have been many times when we’ve walked through the doors of Walmart and have seen people in clothing that is not flattering to their body type. All we will say here is that it’s important to love your body and take care of it, as it is the only one you will ever have. Dressing Up Because Why Not? Some people don’t believe in dressing down for any occasion, and this woman is one of them. She needed to make a quick run to Walmart to pick up some supplies but refused to be seen without a full face of makeup, a blowout, and a fancy dress. You really never know who you’re going to run into in Walmart. Maybe her Prince Charming was there. If so, she needed to look the part. It’s no surprise that her outfit went viral after this picture was taken. This is another photo for the books that could absolutely be meme-worthy. Double Standards We’re not really sure what’s going on here. Some may laugh, and some may be really grossed out. Either way, we were not expecting to see this when this guy lifted up his shirt. As it turns out, this guy’s T-shirt, which reads: “smooth talker, straight shooter,” was not really the reality, and his undergarments suggested quite the contrary After leaving Walmart to go and pump some gas, he wasn’t leaving much to the imagination, but we can’t help but wonder why he wouldn’t just leave his shirt down. This is a question we never got the answer to.